happy to be rejected - or how to reap the rewards of a rejection

Thursday, March 26, 2015

UNM + EMU + and CCU = $4

This time of year brings multiple rejection whammos. Unfortunately I'm getting more rejection letters than lotto tickets. So here are three in a row that I've been putting off posting.

Score! My first win in awhile. And here I thought life was giving me too many lemons. This is enough for a piece of lemon meringue. ETA: I actually won $4 with this ticket.

I got two rejection letters for this position at two separate times. One that indicates I'm not qualified for the position and then this other one. Now I know they REALLY DON'T WANT ME. At least this isn't as bad as when I got three rejection letters for one position. Also, I will take Applicant as my new first name, along with the much-assumed Mr. Pham being the primary first name.

This email must have been generated in some sort of MailChimp sister software. And what is going on with this lotto ticket?